Welcome.
For queers who want to tend their mortal form with care and skill — using neurosomatics, parts work, hypnosis, and a little magic.
You've done the therapy. You've read the books. And still, when the heat rises, your body takes over. Let's practice a different door.
SAVE YOUR SEAT SEE WHAT'S INSIDEYou're here because…
You can feel the pattern before you can stop it. The heat rises. The body predicts danger. Shame starts sharpening its little knives. Maybe you reach, maybe you run, maybe you freeze so completely you can hear your own wisdom knocking from the other side of the glass.
And because you are smart, tender, and deeply self-aware, you can probably explain the whole thing beautifully afterward.
Cool. Great. Love that for your podcast interview with your inner analyst.
What if the work is not to explain the cage more elegantly — but to practice, gently and repeatedly, the moment your body learns another door exists?
What becomes possible
This isn't just about pushing buttons and turning knobs in your nervous system and psyche. This is about lowering the suffering and welcoming the wild, kinky, fullness that life has to offer. Yes, even in the hellscape of a dying empire. Let's become people who can welcome all that we are and all that is.
We will gather
Weekly 75-minute live online sessions (recordings available), modules & home play in your course area, and 2x monthly Friday circles.
You will be supported
Weekly home play & inquiries, an experiment creation template, biweekly transmissions, a NeuroSomatic practice mini-library, monthly yoga nidra & hypnosis.
The rhythm
Weekly teachings and home play. Biweekly async Q&A. Biweekly live circles. A cauldron of practice, not another content firehose.
Week by Week
Nine weeks of practice + a bonus integration call. Mondays 5:30pm PST or 10am PST. Nov 9 – Jan 4 (bonus integration Feb 1).
Your people. This is for you if…
- You're ready to reshape reactionary patterns of fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and flop.
- You want an intimate, nourishing relationship with your nervous system and inner emotional landscape.
- You are ready to experiment, practice, and integrate what you learn.
- You aren't trying to fix yourself — you're ready to call forward the wisdom of your body and spirit.
- You fancy yourself a witchy or spiritual being.
- You see self-care as community care.
- You're ready to embody and act from self-trust.
- You're willing to co-create a safe enough & courageous space.
- You get hype about the intersection of science and mysticism.
This cauldron may not be a fit if…
- You're in active crisis, acute destabilization, or an unsafe situation.
- You are primarily seeking therapy or a space to process your story in depth.
- You feel easily overwhelmed in group spaces with varied lived experiences.
- You're new to engaging personal pain related to past or ongoing harm.
- You have zero examination of structural oppression.
- You want a purely intellectual exploration without embodied practice.
- You're uncomfortable with words like mystical, body-wisdom, soul, or sacred.
- You hate comedy. (Deal-breaker.)
Imagine moving through the world like this…
Capacious and skillful enough to hold yourself and others with regard and love. Weathering life's storms and calm seas like a shameless queer pirate. Knowing how to tend the preciousness of embodiment through daily somatic, nervous system, emotional, and spiritual practice — with the aid of magic and science.
You can replace paralysis with agency, and shame with fierce, unconditional regard for your innate embodied wisdom.
Sliding Scale Investment
Choose the tier that aligns with your current resources. 12 seats. Energetic exchange as devotion, not extraction.
If capitalism has been especially unkind. All the practice, all the support.
Meets the true value of the container. Most folks land here.
Extends access to folks at the supported tier. Ripples care into the field.
Hi, I'm Piper.
NeuroSomatic Relationship & Intimacy Coach, licensed hypnotherapist, transformative ritualist. My work lives at the intersection of applied neurology, parts work, hypnosis, ritual, eros, grief, and liberation-oriented relating.
What helped me get out of my own behavioral and relational loops was realizing that insight without practice is just really good, reality-TV level entertainment. Me, the star of my own soap opera. You feel me?
I'll hold the space. You'll do the work/play. We'll treat your patterns not as enemies, but as outdated predictions ready for an upgrade.
A warm welcome to your whole self
Tell me a little about you and what you're hoping to tend inside this cauldron. I'll be in touch with next steps, payment options, and Zoom details.
Questions? Reach out anytime at piper@piperrosecoaching.com.